YES, it's finally Friday!

Today I'm in my Bitch mood. For some reason every once in awhile I get this attitude and I cannot stand to talk to anyone. I'm not sure what causes it, but it only happens every so often. My whole family knows about it. I have an anger scale....1 to 10 and if I am near a 10 you better get the hell out of my way and give me whatever I want. hehe. I usually get very irritated when I am in a crowded place like the mall or amusement parks. It doesn't take me long to go from a 1 to a 6 in those situations. But today, I'm just irritated with everyone. No matter what they say or do, I don't want to talk to them.

Why is it that whenever you are in a bad mood people just go out of their way to piss you off. I had one of the guys hang up on me today because they thought it was funny, and another one told me that I was on my way to being the most revolting thing on this planet. If you were trying to make me laugh, you failed...MISERABLY.

Is it just me or is today going by realllllly slow? Maybe it's not just today, maybe it's everyday....my whole life is slowing down. Yeah! That's probably what it is.

You men are so predictable. We have a little office with a huge front window out into the street. Every time I am talking to one of the guys I notice that they really aren't listening to me anymore and their eyes are focused outside. Every once in a blue moon it's because something exciting is going on out there, someone getting pulled over, a car accident, people fighting. But most of the time it's some hot little thing in a mini skirt or low rise jeans walking across the street on the way to get her hair done. The world stops for two whole minutes as she makes her way across their lives. It is so funny to see them drool.

Then, when I want to really get their attention I always say there's a cute girl across the street just to see how fast they will all run to get a peek. Like I said, Predictable.

Now, don't get me wrong....women are just as predictable. But we look at other things. It is guaranteed that if anything is going on outside that has any kind of news or entertainment value we have to stop what we are doing to try and figure out what happened. The mouth and I have actually parked out butts outside while the boys answer the phones so we can see who's fighting down the street and what they're fighting about. We like people, men just love women.

I'm back. So, this stupid sasser virus hit my bosses desk two days ago. He was looking up information on the internet searching the yellow pages and all of a sudden he couldn't do anything and all these windows were popping up everywhere. It really sucks that this is happening to other people, but it was hilarious when this happened to him (storyteller).

He is not very computer smart. He knows how to turn it on, and how to select a program to work with like the internet or microsoft word. If he runs into any problems, he sounds like a little 4 year old asking for mommy, crying for someone to help him. It's kind of cute. He's one of the owners here and he is the owner that deals with the fieldwork, not the financial parts.

He cried for someone to help him because he couldn't stop the pop up windows, and some cute girl with a big smile on her face kept asking him if he was over 18. We were laughing so hard that when The mouth went to help him she couldn't concentrate on dealing with the problem. She tried to close all the windows, but they kept popping back up.... ARE YOU OVER 18?? ARE YOU OVER 18? ARE YOU OVER 18? hehe

For the last two days while we have been getting his computer looked at we've been telling him he should not have been looking at porno while he was at work, and this is what he deserves. He keeps wanting to use everyone elses computers, but we are afraid he might screw something else up. He has now been cut off of using the internet. No more porno for the owner of the company.

God, I hate days like this. I have absolutely no work to do at all. I have to make the time go by fast by playing games on the internet or reading the news. I do this all while trying to look like I am working and keeping busy.

Well, less about me and more about the news....

Cluelesses wife lied and is still with her boyfriend. Clueless took a few days off last week because he was emotionally distraught about the whole thing. He really believes that they are going to work things out, even though she is constantly saying nasty things to him and telling him there is no chance in hell she will go back to him. I do not understand why she would rather date this looser she is with who tells her what to do, who to hang out with and bosses her kids around. Maybe I should start calling her clueless.

I'll be back later to finish this discussion....