MEN!
I am going to talk about men on this blog as well as my other one....
The older I get the more I realize how much power a woman has over a man. No offense men. I hope you don't get too mad about this, but it's true. Not because we are physically stronger, but because men usually (not always) but usually think of only a few things during the day. FOOD, SLEEP, and the other thing (U KNOW WHAT) ;) Well, I have been catching up to that realization and been using it to my advantage lately. Not for anything cruel. I have been able to convince almost every man in my office (and there are only 2 of us girls, compared to 13 men) into doing things I want without them even realizing it. I never have to get out of my chair during the day except for when I have to use the ladies room, or when I need to leave for lunch. I have them getting me drinks, turning on the air, grabbing paperwork for me....
It's an experiment....I've only been doing this to see if they even notice it. AND THEY DON'T. NONE OF THEM. They all keep doing it without thinking for one second that I haven't gotten out of my chair in weeks to do anything. I just flash them a smile and they eagerly run to help. It's cute, it really is. I just wanted you guys to know that you really need to get a grip on the thing down there cause you're letting us women control everything. You may think you are the boss at home, but let's face the facts. We can get what we want, if we really try. :) I still love you all though. I love the fact that you want to help me. Sometimes I need a little help, and I am comforted to know that you would be there when and if I do.
I am going to talk about men on this blog as well as my other one....
The older I get the more I realize how much power a woman has over a man. No offense men. I hope you don't get too mad about this, but it's true. Not because we are physically stronger, but because men usually (not always) but usually think of only a few things during the day. FOOD, SLEEP, and the other thing (U KNOW WHAT) ;) Well, I have been catching up to that realization and been using it to my advantage lately. Not for anything cruel. I have been able to convince almost every man in my office (and there are only 2 of us girls, compared to 13 men) into doing things I want without them even realizing it. I never have to get out of my chair during the day except for when I have to use the ladies room, or when I need to leave for lunch. I have them getting me drinks, turning on the air, grabbing paperwork for me....
It's an experiment....I've only been doing this to see if they even notice it. AND THEY DON'T. NONE OF THEM. They all keep doing it without thinking for one second that I haven't gotten out of my chair in weeks to do anything. I just flash them a smile and they eagerly run to help. It's cute, it really is. I just wanted you guys to know that you really need to get a grip on the thing down there cause you're letting us women control everything. You may think you are the boss at home, but let's face the facts. We can get what we want, if we really try. :) I still love you all though. I love the fact that you want to help me. Sometimes I need a little help, and I am comforted to know that you would be there when and if I do.
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